Tuesday, 14 October 2014

The Very Serious One Part Two




Well it has arrived. 
The letter with an appointment to get my bump/ thing removed. The appointment is surprisingly very soon, I seriously thought I would get a bit more notice. The date for the knife job is Friday 17th October 2014 AD at  1:00 pm (13:00)  ONE O O PM? WHAT SORT OF TIME IS THAT? I was hoping for 4 or 5  pm ( that’s 16:00 OR 17:00 for those of you who use mobile/cell phones to tell the time).  I could have quietly slipped our of work saying nothing (quietly slipped out of work saying nothing-is that a double negative?) .I wanted to say nothing and see if anybody noticed anything-NOW I have to leave at an odd time-or else take the day off-more on that later. Now I CAN cancel the appointment and book another one –but if I do that I know I just won’t bother with a new one-or just keep putting this off-after all, apart from pretty off putting to look at what harm is it doing?
Now the way the letter is worded has left me afraid-very afraid. It does not mention whether I am getting a general or a local anaesthetic (God bless the guy who suggested putting a spell checker on my lap top). And it’s the notes about the general anaesthetic that scare me-I have to have someone with me to drive me home and to have somebody keep an eye on me for 24 hours after being discharged. I can think of at least 2 or 3 people I would LIKE to do this job. It also said that “very occasionally an overnight stay is necessary.” I can think of much much more important cases than me needing an overnight stay. I am always reading of REAL patients lying on trolleys for a day(or longer) waiting for a bed
Now there IS a phone number for questions-and I AM going to phone first thing tomorrow.
On the other hand-the fact that I may have to stay in overnight will give me a very good excuse to nip into a certain bookshop and get a couple of books “just in case.”(and the answer is yes to THAT question).
And the worst, the very worst thing about this is…it’s the same lunatic who pulled at it furiously the other night there. I can see him sitting there in the place where they do  cigarette in mouth with a Stanley knife, bottle of detol ,a packet of band aids and a 3 year old copy of “Dermatology for Dummies” with a couple of post its sticking out.
But I suppose what I am most on about was –I wanted to be quiet and secretive about it. Now it looks like it’s not the in there ,snip snip,pat on the head and out again job as I thought.
To be continued/concluded...

1 comment:

  1. I know you are very nervous about this and I am sure their vague information was almost worse than getting no information at all. Did you call in the morning and get your questions answered? I think it probably will be no big deal in the end. They have to prepare you for the most severe scenario so you can't later claim they didn't tell you what was possible. BUT the most likely scenario is that you will be asleep during the surgery, it will go smoothly, you'll feel a bit groggy for a few hours b/c of the anesthetic, and you'll just have a small scar that will fade over time. I've had loads of moles removed and, trust me, the scar is never as bad as they say it will be and it's a whole lot better than whatever was removed. Besides, you can make up some great story about the scar involving a pirate and a maiden in distress and a dashing rescue. :)

    GOOD LUCK! I'm sure it will all be just fine!

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